There's a guy who works there (who I presume is the owner), and I swear to God this is what he looks like;
Yes, 1970s porn star John Holmes. He even has the moustache and everything.
I think he'd be a bit of a crap boss to work for. I've seen him telling off two different employees on two seperate occassions in this really pissy manner. I think one of them might have even been his own daughter.
I guess the most unusual aspect of it is that you don't really expect a guy who looks like a dead porn star to be the owner of a country health food shop. You expect him to be selling drugs, or appearing at parties as a look-alike that the host hires to freak people out.
It also just occurred to me that maybe I should be worrying about what's in the mango smoothie.
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... meh. It still tastes pretty damn good.
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