Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The New Who

Right now, I'm watching a show on channel 2 (or as Generation Z will end up calling it, "ABC1") where the new Doctor Who, Matt Smith, is a heavily-featured supporting player.

So what's he like then?


Well, he has a strangely shaped head, with disproportionate features (big nose, big chin, big lips, big jaw, etc). And he needs to cut. His fucking. Hair.
In short, visually, he's the British James Van Der Beek.

But ... he blends an unassuming charm with an understated sense of authority and knowledge. He comes across as someone you can sympathise with very easily. In fact, I kind of like him.
Will that make him a good Doctor? Well, who can say?
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What a Figwit!

This is a story literally years in the making.

Around the time that The Lord of the Rings was originally in cinemas, I stumbled across a fan site proclaiming its love for “Figwit”, aka “Frodo is Great---who is THAT??!!”



In short, Figwit was an elf extra in the background of the council scene in Fellowship of the Ring that, based on his striking looks, had managed to develop his own devoted following. Nerdy stuff, but to each their own.

Years later, I’m listening to the audio commentary for Return of the King (yes, I’m one of those guys. Like I said, to each their own!) when Phillipa Boyens and Fran Walsh point out that, in the scene where Eowyn is contemplating her future without Aragorn, Figwit makes another appearance, this time with a few lines. This was all courtesy of the cult following that had sprung up around this one guy. When doing re-shoots, the filmmaker’s thought it would be fun to invite the actor who played Figwit back, to please the “character’s” fans.

Four or five years pass. I’m sitting in the Henry Street living room after getting my haircut. Looking to pick up some more stuff I’d left behind (I swear, I’m the worst mover in the world) I figured I’d stop for a bit of a chat. Flipping through the latest Empire, I land on a page.

And am instantly blown away.

It turns out, after all these years hearing about this bloody Figwit guy, he turns out to be none other than Bret Mc-fuckin’-Kenzie from The Flight of the Conchords!!!



What the hell, man??

That’s like finding out Biggs Darklighter from Star Wars is actually Bill Bailey or some shit!

Needless to say, I immediately and breathlessly detailed the entire story above to Carol, who was likewise astonished. Or at least she pretended to be really, really well.

You can read about the whole thing in greater detail here. Rest assured, I will be telling everyone about this, regardless of how interested they are or if they have any degree of understanding.

Film Chat

It’s funny how your expectations of something can affect your actual experience of it. Simone and I went to go see three movies, all of which had very strong word of mouth (with one negative and the other two positive).

Australia was built up for months and months as an epic in the style of Old Hollywood, with a Sergio Leone-esque sweeping view of the titular country, its landscapes and its inhabitants. Rumours started circling about it fairly early on, and by the time it was released it seemed that almost everyone had a dim view of it (except Ben, of course).

So when Simone and I went to go see it, it was with fairly low expectations – and I think it’s safe to say we were both pleasantly surprised.


In short, it achieved everything it set out to. It was a grand love letter to a landscape often depicted as a nightmare, rather than as a dream. It was a rich mythologizing of a country and a culture that’s often written off as a punchline, and it was executed in a style that unmistakably brought to mind the kind of films that Hollywood doesn’t really make anymore.

Were people put off by the hyper-kinetic opening, where exposition was rattled off like machinegun fire, looking to breathlessly set up the entire story frame in the shortest amount of time (you know, like “Spaz” Luhrman does at the start of all his films)?

Were they put off by Nicole Kidman? I think that’s a big yes on that one, but I don’t see it personally. I’ve always found her off-putting. She’s always seemed much less an actual person and more like a porcelain shell, an image that gains ground with each passing year. But that was also what her character was meant to be, at least at the start, and when she began to thaw … hell, I bought it.

I understand that it’s not for everyone, but I have to admit I find it a bit mystifying that it’s as universally panned as it is. It reminds me of a film by the former Mr Kidman – Vanilla Sky – which was just as ridiculed and had just as much of an impact on me. But how much of that is a reflection of the film’s quality versus how my preconceptions have been shaped by the film’s negative reputation?

On the other end of the spectrum was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a film I’d been looking forward to ever since having first heard about it. With David Fincher directing and Brad Pitt starring, and with its incredibly intriguing premise, its pedigree was undeniable.


But in the end, I think one critic (whose name escapes me) summed it up best as “a movie that’s easy to admire but hard to love”. I don’t know if it had to do with Benjamin’s consistently calm demeanour, but I couldn’t help but feel detached from the entire story. I kept in step with it, but I never felt a part of it. I guess it didn’t help that we were seated directly behind some Chatty Bitches ™, but in the end the entire enterprise felt less like a movie and more like an exercise in technicalities.

Somewhere in the middle sits Slumdog Millionaire.


While there’s no denying it’s an excellent film, I think this one was the biggest victim of expectations versus reality. For months on end I’d heard nothing but incredible buzz about it, saying how uplifting it was, how it was one of the best movies of the year.

When we actually went to see it, I couldn’t help but feel a little let down. It got me in the end – goosebumps did make an appearance – but after all the hype I couldn’t help but feel that the story had been almost straightforward to a fault.

I think the final verdict will come when I get around to catching up with each of these films on DVD. There, removed from any speculation or expectation, I’ll be able to gauge each of them on their own terms, as they deserve.

Meanwhile, Micky Rourke as Crimson Dynamo in Iron Man 2?


Cooooool.

Notes from the Road, Part I've-Lost-Count

I’m in Albury. Once again. Dad expressed some confusion about the amount of time I spend on the road and how my missives from Albury fit into that. He thought that the only time I go anywhere as part of my job was when I came to Albury.

Just to clarify for everyone, I actually go all over the place, from Bendigo to Sorrento to Frankston to Ballarat. The only place I stay overnight, however, is Albury.

And I think I’ve finally found a hotel I actually like.

It’s the smallest room I’ve had so far, but it’s definitely the nicest. And the best bit? I got upgraded to a King suite at no extra cost.

I will be coming back, needless to say.

EDIT: Bedside lamps cast horrible fluorescent light. Still a nice room, though.

Unfortunately, No Accompanying Photos

By Friday, we’ll have been in our new place for two weeks. Everything’s going really well. We added an additional two book cases to the pair I inherited from PK when he moved overseas, for a grand total of four. And given that Simone and I both work in publishing, we need all the bookshelves we can get! Thankfully, they’re from Ikea, so they’re cheap, like the budgie.



Oooooh!

We also got a 12 cube storage unit for all the DVDs (which is already full, frustratingly enough!). Saturday night was spent putting together all the shelves we’d bought that day and then putting away all the books and DVDs that had been sitting around for over a week. This carried us well past midnight, during which we watched “40 Hottest Onset Hook-Ups” (which went for over two hours!!!).

Our oven is being fixed on Thursday, which is the same day our cable gets installed. God I’ve missed cable. You don’t really appreciate how little variety there is on commercial television until you’ve been subjected to it for an extended period of time. After that, the only thing that remains is to get the Internet set up. Oh, and the phone line. Gotta remember the phone line.

If ever I mention moving again, please feel free to punch me. In the face.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Quick Note (Oh, and Happy New Year!)

Wow, have I ever been slack! (or as PK called me in an email 'a not-so-considerate cowboy'.

The long and the short of it is that, in amongst Christmas, New Year and now moving (more or less packed and ready for the removal van to come tomorrow morning!) I've been somewhat busy.

While I fully intend to get an Internet connection established in the new place, it might take some time (all wireless broadband supplier tips and info most welcome, btw!). This means that it might be a while before I do a full update and get back to some semi-regular blogging.

Love to you all, and hope you're all enjoying your shiney new 2009! Talk soon!