Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Mr Boring



After breaking my record for most-posts-in-a-month last month, it seems I've really bottomed out this month. Hell, September's nearly over and I haven't even cracked double digits! I'm so ashamed!!

The truth is I haven't been doing anything really exciting enough to warrant posting about. I think the most pulse-pounding event was the board game night held up the street a couple of weeks ago ... not that that wasn't exciting, but without pictures it doesn't translate much to interesting blog fodder (or 'blodder').

I've pretty much just been sleeping, eating and working. I'm also semi-sick at the moment, fighting off what I believe is a head cold. I've already had a couple of days off the past few months so I'm loathe to take anymore sick time. Thus I'm doing my best to work through it. But I sure do feel crappy.

Saw Stardust last week, which was pleasant and amusing, though not mind-blowing. It's funny, given that I don't like Robert Deniro that much, that he ends up being the film's highlight.

I'm off to Superbad tonight. Given that I've been feeling dizzy and nauseous the past few nights I'm a little worried it'll be a bit of a physical challenge. We'll see.

Oh, and there's news in that Jessica Biel is "in talks" to play Wonder Woman in the Justice League film. If this turns out to be true, it's not terrible news. I quite like Biel and I think she's got enough presence to pull it off. But that said, I'm still not convinced she's right for the part.

There's your tidbit of blogging. I hope you enjoyed it!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Lex Luthor - Sign of the Times

In the interests of enjoying the sound of my own voice – or, more appropriately, the sound of my own typing – I’m going to do that thing where I semi-regularly indulge myself and post a long-winded semi-article about irrelevant crap that none of you are interested in reading (except for Peter, who might not even see it).

I’ve mentioned before how I’ve never really been a big Superman fan. I always found the character both too flat and too powerful to be genuinely interesting (what’s the point of reading about a character who has no real failings as a person and no real weaknesses as a person? Kryptonite notwithstanding, of course). It’s only really been over time that I’ve come to feel a genuine affection for Superman; he’s the kind of character we genuinely need. One who’s steadfast and true, and who always offers comfort and hope, even in the darkest of times. That’s why I feel the character’s at his best in group situations, as he serves as the anchor that the rest of the characters need.

But all this is a side-issue. What I want to discuss is not the hero, but the villain.

There’s a popular theory in comics – and, I believe, in fiction in general – that a hero is defined by his villains. And as high-profile a hero as Superman is, he has a surprisingly shallow pool of adversaries. It’s no doubt a difficult job, creating an antagonist for a character whose entire ethos is being unbeatable. If you were sitting down to do it today, you might look to create an anti-Superman, a character who’s his equal on both intellectual and physical grounds.

But interestingly enough, the most powerful hero in the world finds his greatest enemy in the form of a mere mortal. And it’s this mere mortal who has defined not so much his adversary, as the popular maxim dictates, but our own fears as a society.
Ladies and gentleman, Lex Luthor.

(Bear in mind, I’m writing this on my lunch break, I haven’t read many Superman comics, and I’m generally going off memory, so if my facts are a little fuzzy, you’ll have to forgive me).

More than any other villain in comics, and perhaps more than any other character in general, Lex Luthor has served as a barometer for the contemporary cultural climate.
When he first appeared, Lex was the stereotypical mad scientist, the kind of character that there was glut of in the time that we were witnessing the birth of modern warfare, the growth in sophistication of chemical weaponry and, most importantly of all, the development of the nuclear bomb. We knew scientists were behind all these landmarks, and as much as we marvelled at the innovations, we also stood terrified at their inception and the incomprehensible intellects behind them. With his white lab coat and diabolical plans, Luthor was the dark reflection of our newborn paranoia of global annihilation.


Luthor remained the ‘mad scientist’ for the next fifty or so years, but there were many different iterations in that time period. His next development was as a criminal recidivist and repeat escapee, his costume made up of nothing more than prison greys. He was so intent on destroying Superman he didn’t even bother to get changed after his latest prison break. This was during the ‘50s and ‘60s, at a time where conservative politicians were intent on creating an atmosphere of paranoia and fear with the constant reiteration that society was spiralling out of control and that crime was out of control.


In the ‘70s and early ‘80s, Luthor became a lot more tech-focused, eventually ending up in a suit of power armour that allowed him to now be a physical threat to Superman. This occurred at the same time that the computer age started to dawn, where technological innovation was really starting to creep into people’s day-to-day lives, and when the growing power of corporate America was starting to generate increasing degrees of anxiety in the public.


With the 1986 reboot of the Superman character and franchise, this anxiety about big business was seized upon, and Lex Luthor was reinvented as a billionaire business tycoon, with many different corporations specialising in everything from real estate to experimental arms manufacturing. It’s no surprise that this iteration of the character came about at the time that it did, where the stock market was booming and the materialistic ‘80s at their peak. What Michael Douglas captured in Wall Street with his Gordon Gecko character, the Superman writers captured with Luthor. It’s also perhaps this version of the character that the public is most familiar with, thanks to his use in both Lois & Clark and Smallville.


Lex remained the ruthless business mogul for the rest of the ‘90s, until in 2000 when he ran for – and won – the Presidency of the United States of America. This occurred at the same time as the real-life presidential race that saw great controversy between George W. Bush and Al Gore. Does more really need to be said?

Lex held onto his office for a number of years, even leading the world into an intergalactic war. And it’s about this time that I lose track of all the major developments, as he fell from grace and became a fugitive (again), then a mad scientist (again), before regaining his credibility in the eyes of the fictional DC Universe public and going back to big business (again), where he’s recently been experimenting in genetic manipulation. It seems like the writers of Superman have been doing “Luthor: The Greatest Hits” tour … or is it more a reflection that, at this point in history, there’s so much to be afraid of that it feels like all our greatest fears are being realised?

With this poly-thematic Luthor, is our culture so overloaded with fear and anxiety that we no longer have a focal point for it? Or is this merely just an example of a recent trend in comics, where they seem more focused on incorporating old ideas with new in a mix of nostalgia and attempted innovation? Is there even any other place to take the Luthor character, beyond doing the hackneyed thing and having him suddenly swing around to being an out-and-out stereotypical terrorist?

Lex Luthor has been a barometer for Western anxieties for about 70 years now. It’s perhaps this, more than anything, that defines him not only as being Superman’s greatest enemy, but it’s also what makes him such an interesting, and perhaps even culturally important, character.

Monday, September 17, 2007

YATA !!



I'm totally shouting "Yata!!" every time I go to the toilet from now on.

Update Me, Seymour!



Like the cruel mistress it is, the blog demands to be updated. So updated it shall be!

- On Saturday I got up to have my morning shower, only to find OUR HOT WATER SYSTEM HAD BROKEN DOWN.

Not wanting to bother the rental agency with a problem we could potentially fix ourselves, both Ashley and I tried our respective hands at getting it started. With no luck, we figured we'd wait for Ben to give it a shot, as he'd been able to get it going the previous time the pilot light had blown out.

Unfortunately, Ben fared no better. We went Saturday and Sunday without any hot water, and after yet another cold shower this morning, I called the real estate agent and gave them permission to enter our domicile unattended. I arrived home to find a completely new water hearter had been installed. Success!

- There might be developments with the manuscript. Stay tuned.

- I'm mulling over the idea of buying a laptop. Any suggestions / advice ?

- You've no doubt seen the 'Britney Spears guy' video. But have you seen Seth Green's parody of it?


And while we're on YouTube goodliness, behold ... THE GREATEST, FUNNIEST THING EVER! I give you ... NATHANIEL!!!


He likes to dance.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Where's Wally?


It's been a good long time since I've done a proper blogging, so you might be curious as to what I've been up to.

- Cable has been installed! This pretty much gives you an idea of what I've been doing with my time. Because of his brilliant ingenuity, Ben was able to wire it up so that we now have booming surround sound not only through the DVD player, but also through the cable. And sure enough, What Not to Wear was one of the first programmes I watched. God bless Foxtel and its habit of repeating shows ad nauseum.

- Luke's guest stint on McLeod's Daughters aired. His debut as Rhys was highly enjoyable and exciting, and will hopefully lead to further guest stints. If so, expect many more posts comparing him to both Heath Ledger and Woody from Toy Story.

- Ben turned 21 the other week. MANY HAPPY RETURNS, B!!! Luke and I actually hit the casino after Ben's club-set festivities, where I tried my hand at roulette, then cashed out almost immediately after having doubled my money. I think Luke was fairly disgusted with my lack of recklesness, but I was simply happy to have won cab fare home.

- Other birthday news consists of Sarah Chuah having her birthday the day after Ben's, and Li-Kim having her TODAY! Happy birthday to both the Chuah girls! Why are you all born in September???

- Bushido Blade finally arrived in the mail. Playing it without someone else is like playing chess by yourself ... you really need a real live opponent to gut for it to be truly enjoyable.

- Many more details about the Justice League movie have come to light, including potential plot spoilers (which, if they're true, are enfuriating!) So expect some more bullshit about that.

- Other topics I intend to write about (but probably never will) include positive versus negative hip hop, favourite music videos, Lex Luthor as reflection of contemporary fears, and what is this weird growth on my neck (relax, Mum, that last one was a joke! There is no growth!).

- I tried ordering another shirt of Threadless, but it was completely sold out less than 24 hours after going up. I had one in my trolley and everything! They were down to 5, and the one I was in the process of buying got pinched! BAH! It was really cool, too. It had Mr White and Mr Orange from Reservoir Dogsas little crayon men, acting out a scene from the movie. Hopefully I'll snag it on reprint.

- I've been given free tickets to see Clive James speak on Sunday as a thank you for organising books for his tour. Unsure of whether or not I'll be arsed to attend, but given the (probably completely imaginary) pressure I feel to not let the side down, I'll probably go.

- I feel like I'm forgetting something, so I'll keep writing until I remember.

- No, nothing's coming to mind.

- Damn.

- Guess that's it then.

- See ya!

Great Ocean Road


With the weather warming up, I'm seriously considering a trip up to Great Ocean Road. At first I was thinking of just making it a daytrip, but given how far away it is, maybe an overnight stay would be a better idea. I'm also unsure of whether to make it a group thing or just to do it solo - is it a bit sad to do such a thing by yourself? Especially the staying-in-a-hotel and dining-at-a-nice-restaurant part?

I think the reason I'm so energised by the idea is the name of the place; Great Ocean Road just strikes me as a great name, and the more I think about it the more inspired I feel. Story ideas are already bubbling in my head about it.

Ideally, I'd take the trip after getting the laptop I'm considering ponying up the dosh to get, but I don't know if I can hold out that long.

Of course, I have to take into account that this is all probably just pie-in-the-sky thinking on my part, and will just be added to the pile of things I always intended to do but never got around to.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Schadenfreude



From the Sydney Morning Herald website;

PRESSURE is expected to build on John Howard's leadership in coming days with the latest Herald/Nielsen poll showing Labor powering ahead of the Coalition and the personal popularity of the Labor leader, Kevin Rudd, soaring to a record high.

Now if Rudd can keep from giving Howard an overpowering handshake five minutes before the polls open, we might just have a change of leadership on our hands! And then we can go right back to being frustrated by the lack of equality for anyone who isn't middle-to-upper-class, white, straight and focused on having / maintaining a nuclear family.

Is it too much to hope for a benevolent dictatorship? Because if we had that set up I'd totally want Bootsy Collins to be our loving overlord. He could be the Grand High Minister in charge of the Parliament of Funkadelic.


You just do your thing, Bootsy!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Boring You With More Justice League Movie Talk

I know I’m probably the only one who gives a crap about this, but it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to! Or cast as it were.

The Justice League movie’s rolling along at full speed, with news coming in that three agencies have been hired to start the casting process.

So with that news in mind, I figured I’d take this opportunity to dream cast the Justice League. Like I said, this is just me being self-indulgent. If you can’t think of anything more boring, head away now!

I’m going off the line-up that’s been floated online, hence no Hawkgirl or Martian Manhunter, etc.

We’ll start at the obvious place -

Superman


The scuttlebutt seems to be that Brandon Routh has been asked to hand in his blue tights, which I think is a shame. He did a really good job in Superman Returns, and it would have been nice to see him get to stretch his wings and show us a less reserved and insular Superman, as the character will no doubt be stepping up to take charge in this movie.

Superman’s an incredibly difficult role to cast, given that everyone has such a strong idea of who he’s supposed to be; he has to be big and strong, but not a dumb beefcake. He has to have intelligence, charisma, and an aura of strength and resolute calm.

Before Superman Returns gestated, one name that kept getting thrown around in relation to the Big Blue Boy Scout was Jim Cavaziel. He’s certainly older than Bryan Singer chose to go in Returns, but he’s got the authority necessary to pull of the road. Given that he’s expressed both an interest in the role and he hasn’t really done anything since Passion of the Christ, I’m sure he’d be up for it.


Batman

Christian Bale’s not wildly enthusiastic about the prospect of the JL movie. I think it’s probably best to leave him and Nolan to continue doing their thing, keeping the Batman films a separate entity to this one. It’ll allow them to flesh out their hyper-realistic version of the Dark Knight, while giving those of us who like a little theatricality to their take on Batman to get the alternative they’ve been looking for.

It’s a shame Billy Crudup’s just been cast in the Watchmen movie, as I thought he’d be perfect for the role. But instead, if either Goran Visnjic or Mads Mikkelsen can reign in their accents, I’d love to see either of them in the role.


Wonder Woman


The filmmakers have a lot to prove with Wonder Woman in this film, given that the public’s imager of her continues to be Lynda Carter’s wishy-washy portrayal. I’m hoping for the full-out Amazon warrior portrayal here, which I’m sure will blow away all the expectations of the audience.

In a perfect world, Jennifer Connelly would don the tiara and silver cuffs, but I’d be equally happy with Morena Baccarin, who was attached to the role before Joss Whedon’s WW movie fell through.

Flash
I’d say it’s a safe bet they’ll be going with the Wally West version of the Flash, in which case I’d love it if Ryan Reynolds’ dreams came true and he donned the scarlet togs. If not, however, I think Jensen Ackles would be a more than able replacement.

Green Lantern

Given how freakin’ many Green Lanterns there’s been, it’s hard to know which one they’ll go with. John Stewart would give some much-needed ethnic diversity, and he’s also had the most amount of exposure thanks to the JL cartoon, but Kyle Rayner could offer the rookie perspective the movie would sorely need. Given how much the idea of using the Hal Jordan bores me, I won’t bother to cast him. If they get GL right, Warner Brothers could have an entire other franchise on their hands, with a whole corps of characters spanning the universe.
I’d cast either Leonard Roberts or Alimi Ballard as John, and Adam Brody or Shia Labeouf as Kyle.
Aquaman
Ol’ Aquaman has even more work to do to prove to the public he’s not lame. Given they need to prove right off the bat that he’s got what it takes to play with the big boys, I imagine they’ll be going with the hard arse, harpoon-for-a-hand version of the character. The tension he’d provide amongst the cast would be invaluable!

Kiefer Sutherland would be my first choice for Green Arrow, but given that they’re sticking GA in that Supermax movie and skewing younger, I think this would be the perfect place to let ol’ Agent Bauer grizzle and glower! He’s certainly a much better fit for the role than Entourage’s Vincent Chase!
Seeing how quickly this entire thing is coming together, it wouldn’t surprise me if official casting announcements start getting made soon. In the meantime, if even one of these people comes close to snagging one of these roles, I’d be happy!

A Winner is Me!

It may or may not interest you all to know that I claimed victory in my eBay bid for Bushido Blade. Some vulture swooped in and attempted to seize it from me. He kept upping the price, and he thought he had me when he raised his maximum bid to $30 ... but to use a Bush-ism, he misunderestimated my zeal and outright stupidity. I raised the bid to $31 and took the prize! Huzzah!

It seems, however, that I've developed a small addiction to Internet shopping. I purchased yet another shirt from Threadless, with this image on the chest;


Including postage and handling it was only $17, and I'm quite pleased with it. I'm very taken with the idea of owning a shirt that references Lord of the Flies, and in such an aesthetically pleasing manner to boot!