Fame! I'm Gonna Live Forever!

I judged a children's writing competition for DMAG recently (a kid's magazine, like K*Zone or Disney Adventures) and apparently my comments are going to be getting used in a press release and maybe printed in the magazine itself.

Yes, I'll soon have an army of pre-teen fans whom I can constitute into a militia. Though they'll be poorly trained, they'll make up for that in fidelity to their master, and they will do my bidding unto the end. And I will give them small plastic toys as recompense and yea, they will love me.