Somebody Get Me a Stake

If it not's bad enough that the top ten highest selling books in the country are pretty much all from the Twilight series (or companions to the Twilight series), we also have to deal with all the watered-down, creatively bankrupt imitators that are now springing up.

But they're not just ripping off Twilight. Check this out;

I won't even get into speculating on whatever the hell a "vampire academy" is. But I'm sure it'd be full of emo losers.