Today in the office we received mail from a man whose surname is Bastard.
Yes. Bastard.
I'll give you time to allow the full weight of that to settle in all your minds, but I think my favourite use of that surname would be in introducing the bride and groom at the wedding reception.
"Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you, the happy couple ... Mr and Mrs Bastard!"
How this guy lives his life, I have no idea.
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