Friday, November 30, 2007

What a Bastard!

Today in the office we received mail from a man whose surname is Bastard.

Yes. Bastard.

I'll give you time to allow the full weight of that to settle in all your minds, but I think my favourite use of that surname would be in introducing the bride and groom at the wedding reception.

"Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you, the happy couple ... Mr and Mrs Bastard!"

How this guy lives his life, I have no idea.

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