Tuesday, August 14, 2007

World's Best Name. Ever.

There's someone who works in event management whose name is, get this ... Crusader.

Crusader!!!

Would all of you support me if I changed my name to Crusader?

Crusader Lochran. Has a nice ring to it.

A nice, AWESOME ring.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You would have to start running everywhere and sport a red cape

Steven said...

Then I could be the Caped Crusader!!!

Stephanie said...

You may change your name to Crusader but your middle name will always, from this day on, be "ClipArt".



We could call you "Clip" for short.
It has a 90's ring to it don't you think?

Steven said...

It's funny you mention clip art, because we all know that you "ddoes lik e aart and shi yyt".

Stephanie said...

Speaking of that... WHY would I write about myself?
HUH? HUH?!
What you gotta say about THAT Steven "The Clip" Lochran?!
Hmm?



(you do realise that you have "star'ed somfin"?)

Steven said...

I can't hope to understand the mental processes of a drunk!

And I'll thank you to address me by my proper title, thank you; Steven "Crusader" Lochran!



(What, like the Michael Jackson song? Remember that fun song?)

Anonymous said...

that michael jackson song reference was DUM - AND You should totally be called Clip now - thats your new nickname

Steven said...

It was less a Michael Jackson reference and more of a Buffy one. Xander said that line when he was asked by a bully if he wanted to be starting something.

And speaking of references, 'Clip' sounds too much like 'Nip', the offensive nickname Elaine was saddled with after she sent a picture of her exposed breast around the office.

You don't want to be accused of sexual harrasment, do you?

-Steven 'Crusader' Lochran

Anonymous said...

yeah Clip really does suit you better Norb... sort of like the difference between Hotrod and Bumblebee

Anonymous said...

clip sounds nothing like nip

Steven said...

It rhymes!!

Although we all really know what it actually sounds like.

And while I don't take any personal offence at the comparison, I don't think I bear any similarity to it, either.

Anonymous said...

I GET IT!..Clip rhymes with Cli...gotta go

Steven said...

Anytime you guys want to start signing these comments will be fine with me.

I am not a detective!!!

leesy said...

I really hope u didn't change ur name to Crusader (if i missed the opportunity to deter you i appologize) I refuse to speak to someone who goes by such a cliche` name... i'm sorry... i have standards of acceptable names for my friends- even katalina is cutting it close (she's a girl from uni)