… how’d the party go, you might be asking.
Weelllll …
It started off nicely enough. A great deal of fun and what not. Until I got THE DRUNKEST I’VE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
It … wasn’t pretty. From the very small, blurry patches I can remember.
So apologies to all those I might have insulted, upset or just generally befuddled. Thanks to Carol, for making sure I didn’t choke own my own vomit (oh, yes, folks … there was vomit). She’s a pip, that girl, a real pip!
I considered swearing off alcohol forevermore on Sunday. And Monday. And resolved to return to my pretty-much-never-drinks status. I certainly don’t plan on getting THAT wasted ever again. We’ll see if I stick to that, huh?
Weelllll …
It started off nicely enough. A great deal of fun and what not. Until I got THE DRUNKEST I’VE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
It … wasn’t pretty. From the very small, blurry patches I can remember.
So apologies to all those I might have insulted, upset or just generally befuddled. Thanks to Carol, for making sure I didn’t choke own my own vomit (oh, yes, folks … there was vomit). She’s a pip, that girl, a real pip!
I considered swearing off alcohol forevermore on Sunday. And Monday. And resolved to return to my pretty-much-never-drinks status. I certainly don’t plan on getting THAT wasted ever again. We’ll see if I stick to that, huh?
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