Gits and Shiggles

The following is the concluding paragraph from an article about how it's suddenly become chic to refer to one's self as a "nerd" without having the hard-won right to back it up;

So, the next time someone tells you how nerdy they are, ask them this question: with what weapon did Megatron kill Optimus Prime? If they have no answer, punch them in the face and say "You're no nerd, just a slut with a broken nose."

I don't know about you, but that made me laugh.

The answer, according to Megatron's whiny insistence at least, is "with his bare hands". But I think the pleading for mercy before grabbing a discarded laser gun and taking a cowardly sneak shot is probably closer to the truth (we'll not mention using Hot Rod as a "human" shield).

I know, I know, this makes me a nerd. But at least I can say that without fear of getting punched in the nose and being called a slut. So there's some form of pride in that ...

... right??