...or "Marketing: An Idiot's Guide".
Step 1) Take a vaguely edgy photo of Angelina Jolie. Make sure to hint at that whole "she likes to fuck with knives / she's into weird blood stuff". Avoid allusions to her having sex with her brother, unless you want to be Jon Voighted.
Step 2) Apply Step 1 to teaser poster for upcoming horror comedy film, substituting Angelina Jolie for Angelina Jolie Jr (aka Megan Fox).
Step 3) Apply Step 2 to teaser artwork for HBO horror comedy drama, substituting Megan Fox for anonymous model / possibly (but doubtfully) Anna Paquin.
Congratulations. You are now a marketing genius. The end.
On a side note, Simone and I just finished watching the first season of True Blood. It was awesome. Bill Compton is just like Edward Cullen. Only he's not an over-domineering douche bag. And there's not a vampire academy in sight!
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hmmm do i dare say Bill also reminded me of a certain ex-housemate of mine?
Afraid you're gonna have to narrow that one down, anonymous, cause I ain't followin'.
it's me Steve! Me!!! who else comments. think about it. i only had two male housemates in me last house!
Yeah, but how are either of them Bill Compton-y?
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