Dressed to Kill

Is it weird that I want to dress like a serial killer?

Thanks to Ben's downloading skillz, I've become hooked on Dexter.

As part of his forensics department, Dexter (the serial killer who only kills killers, while also working as a blood splatter specialist for the Miami PD) is a member of a bowling team, where he wears the following shirt;



I found it available to buy here, and have since become obsessed with the idea of getting one ... even though they cost about $60 Australian.

But perhaps more disturbing is my desire to buy this piece of apparel, as found on the same site;

This is the shirt that Dexter wears when he's "on the hunt", as it were. The site refers to it as his "kill uniform".

As much as I'd like to get it, the thing prohibiting me from doing so is that, darn it, I just wouldn't look as good filling it out as Michael C Hall does.

I think my ever-expanding love handles would soil the entire image, really.

But a geek can dream. Oh yes, a geek can dream ...